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About Ashton! (;

1:Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?

I’ve recently taken up surfing, after all this time, huh?? (:

2:Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.

Food: Italian, Drink: Cum, Color: Glitter!

3:If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?

I’d try to compete with the Playboy Mansion and get some girls.

4:Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.

Book: Night, Movie: Titanic, Show: True Blood♥

5:If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?

I would eat Marilyn Monroe’s pussy. Then we’d scissor.

6:Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.

Food: Chinese, Drink: Fanta, Color: Orange

7:What do you spend most of your money on?

My looks, definitively!

8:What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?

I usually don’t wear them, but if I do, like thongs, I guess?

9:Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.

Book: Siddhartha, Movie: Benjamin Button, Movie: Twilight

10:If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?

Become a member of the Mile High Club, via Miley Cyrus’s pussy.

11:What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)


12:What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)

I mess with my ears, for some reason?

13:What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?

If somebody told me I was fat, cause I WORK OUT!

14:What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?

1. A grotto, 2. A husband at least 15 years older than me, 3. At least 6 naked girls, 4. A gym, 5. A theatre.

15:If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?

A lion, cause they’re hot and in charge. (;

16:Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)

The Spice Girls, so we could all fuck on the tour bus. 

17:Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.

Band: N’Sync, Album: The White Album, Song: Eye of the Tiger.

18:Why is your favorite band your favorite?

They’re all hot.

19:How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?

6, I think? Britney Spears, Carrie Underwood.

20:What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)

Drop your glasses, shake your asses. (Eve & Gwen Stefani)

21:Who do you ship?

Me & Miley Cyrus.

22:What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?

Miley Cyrus’s vagina.

23:How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?24:What celebrity do you idolize the most?


25:Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?


Are you straight, gay, or bi: Straight. I just like pussy.

Have you ever had sex or kissed the opposite sex?: Yeeessss.

Name 3 favorite places to have sex: Public bathrooms, dressing rooms, & Dining tables.

Do you like your hair pulled?: Who doesn’t?

Do you like giving or recieving oral?: Probably giving.

Do you talk dirty during sex?: Veryyyyyy.

Does music help get you in the mood?: No. I like to be talked dirty to.

Do you watch ****?: Way too much!

Do you have any fetishes?: I have a bondage fetish.

Do you consider yourself a freak?: YES.

Do you like to be licked? Everywhere. Lick and be licked.

Do you like to be bitten?: ORGASM.

Do you bite?: More than anyone.

Do you scratch?: No, but I don’t mind it.

Candles and flowers with soft music? or Black lights and rock or rap? Black lights and rock & roll!

Does it turn you on to be watched while having sex? Yeahhhhhhhhhhh! I have Tamra watch all the time.

Have you ever taped yourself or been taped while having sex? All the time. Almost every time, actually.

do you watch yourself in a mirror while ************?: I just record myself.

Do you like being in control or controlled during sex?: Nooo. I like being in  control.

Are you a dreamer or a doer of your fantasies? Doerrrr.